A Quick Pint Down the Pig & Ferret

A sample character from The Usual Muttwits. Check out the regulars and their ongoing stories and don’t forget the home page at https://muttwits.com/ where you can find, among other things, a glossary of muttspeak for the confused.

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“Now look here my friend, life in Westley Piddle ain’t all fun and games, what? Confounded roadworks, one way systems, bicycle lanes! One betting shop and only two pubs. Two! What bloody nonsense.

Treacle? What about him? Steady chap, does his best, best paw forward and all that. But confused most of the time – and supposed to be a guide dog. Ha, guide dog! Who guides who you are probably wondering. Of course we’re a team but it’s bloody obvious who’s the brains of the outfit, what?

I say, Treacle, erh, this the Greyhound public house we’re in, ay what?”

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4 thoughts on “A Quick Pint Down the Pig & Ferret

    1. Elizabeth, you are welcome to come trot with the muttwits anytime you want. And if you’ve got one of your own (or know any particularly saucy specimens) don’t be shy and please send us its photo and some info and we’ll post it on our Muttwits Most Wanted page – Muttshots 😊🐾

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  1. …and we (and all the muttwits) are always waiting for you to trot on over and enjoy a pint at the Pig&Ferret…or The Greyhound if yuz prefer to be a little bit more upmarket. Know wot ah mean? 🐾

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