A sample character from The Usual Muttwits. Check out the regulars and their ongoing stories and don’t forget the home page at https://muttwits.com/ where you can find, among other things, a glossary of muttspeak for the confused.
“Now look here my friend, life in Westley Piddle ain’t all fun and games, what? Confounded roadworks, one way systems, bicycle lanes! One betting shop and only two pubs. Two! What bloody nonsense.
Treacle? What about him? Steady chap, does his best, best paw forward and all that. But confused most of the time – and supposed to be a guide dog. Ha, guide dog! Who guides who you are probably wondering. Of course we’re a team but it’s bloody obvious who’s the brains of the outfit, what?
I say, Treacle, erh, this the Greyhound public house we’re in, ay what?”